CoaghCoagh the Ur-Chioaghoaghlaiathaidh Laibraidhghoughr, the mythic Sun-Dog of the West, only the golden fleece of the mighty Western Ram, seven times spun by virgins and conveyed in the Bronze-wheeled chariot of the Volks will he wear next to his sacred pelt that has been three-and-twenty times combed and brushed betwixt sunrise and sunset by Oncliach Dumnaillaigh and that before a supper consisting of sixty-seven new lambs, three oxen and an irritating horse-and-wifie-rider, all eaten to the sound of the ancient songs in iambic pentameter accompanied on the Iron-Framed Moothie of Ould in B Flat Minor.
I want to read this out loud in the worst way but I can't wrap my tongue around the words without busting a gut laughing. Pul*ease - irritating horse-and-wife-rider?
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